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Ralph walks into the bathroom and unzips himself. While he is relieving himself, his best friend Charles walks in. They strike up a conversation about Linux, and before long, lose all track of time. So there they are, standing at the urinals, discussing the advantages of Open-Source Development.
Sammy walks in, and desperately needs to drain the lizard. But, he finds himself understandabley unnerved by the two sociopaths in front of the urinals, who are wantenly violating the sanctity of the leu and laughing it up.
Sammy does the honorable thing; he silently moves towards the stall farthest away from the impromptu chat room, only to discover that someone has missed the toilet with their monster loaf, and now Sammy is standing knee-deep in butt pudding. Sammy does the only thing he can do; he vomits all over the place, while at the same time losing control of his bladder, and unleashing a torrent of kidney juice in his pants.
Ralph and Charlie instinctively whirl around to see what all the fuss is about. It turns out that our prattling peers have not finished their own business, thus hosing down eachother, the floor, and even the soap dispenser with this morning’s Mountain Dew.
Outraged, they make their way over to confront the noisemaker who they feel is responsible for their mess, and then they see the fullness of Sammy’s sad situation, and do what comes naturally to any men in this situation; Ralph and Chuck begin to Ralph and Chuck.
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