Monthly Archive for October, 2006

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My Time Division Equation

For every 1 hour of homework, I get 2 hours of ME time.

For every 15 minutes of procrastination, I get to bang Cara at the Apple Store once.

For ever 2 hours of ME time, I do 45 minutes of homework.

I’m only a month into high school and I’m already doomed.

Happy Birthday, Dad!

Yes, I know, the frosting job kinda sucks. My bad! And so does some of the writing. Oh, well. This is why I’m not going to be a chef!