
Flower arrangements that my dad received after his surgery.
Funnier than a cup of sand.
Yes, I know. I’m incredibly irresistible and sexy. But please, STOP CALLING ME EVERY GODDAMN DAY ASKING IF I WANT HELP APPLYING TO DEVRY! I do not want to apply to your educational institution at this particular point in my life, nor do I even remember saying that I did. So please, in the future refrain from further correspondence. Thank you for your cooperation.
-Danny
“Not every mother would allow her hair to be cut by her 4-year-old daughter, but Cindy Hurst thought it was a perfect idea…” – Wow…it’s been a long time.
(0)StartCooking.com – “Are you a busy person who just never got around to learning the basics of cooking? We built startcooking.com just for you. You’ll learn how to make quick and tasty meals, plus learn the basic cooking skills you’ll need.” This site is awesome. I’m making the spinach lasagna tonight. Yum!
(1)So, science fair was kind of crazy. I stood there for two and a half hours waiting for my three judges and the last one didn’t come until the last five minutes of the fair. I watched the minute hand go around the clock 150 times. I described my whole project in forty-five seconds while everybody else around me (some weird freshmen) spoke for, like, a year! I was convinced that the judges hated my project, too. Especially Ms. What’s-her-face, who asked me about if I had completed of these freaky-sounding tests (which, not only had I not done, but I had never heard of).
But I got second place in my category (Earth Sciences). My crappy cutting and made-up project won me second place. I must be a really good liar.
Regina Spektor has been keeping me going. I love her music. It is beautiful and lovely and I want to eat it up.
My mom has been annoying me about Blasko. She keeps asking me why I hate her so much, but not in the inquisitive tone that she usually uses. More like the “what the hell is your problem?” tone that I occasionally detect in her voice. And then, she goes on to inquire why I have such a bad attitude regarding drama at school and she demands that I “fix” my attitude. And this was all because I signed up for Piano I for next year instead of Drama III. At least I’ll be done with the drama department next year. I cannot wait to get this weight off of my shoulders.
I was sick this week. It sucked. I couldn’t stop blowing my nose and my throat really hurt all of Wednesday. Due to my extensive nose-blowing, the skin on my nose is really dry and keeps bleeding. It bled today during Chemistry. And Algebra. And somewhat during Drama while they were blocking that horrid play. Speaking of which, Sara and I invented the Krishnabessie today. Long story.
Oh, crap. Speaking of Krishnamurthy, science fair is tomorrow at Long Reach. I need to make a convincing presentation to a judge about a project that I didn’t even do. At all. I bought stock photos for my display board and my data is fabricated. Tomorrow is going to be interesting. Oh, plus I talked to Krishnateacher today for longer than I’ve talked to her the rest of the year combined (when I gave her my absent pass, when I had to frantically run to the bathroom before I bled to death, when she lost my science fair project, and when I needed my absent note back).
Disney is in a few weeks. I’m not looking forward to it that much. I hate the second song that we’re doing. No Business Like Show Business is alright, but Comedy Tonight makes me want to clog my ears with Play-Doh. TIMIDITY! No thanks. I wish that I could make Play-Doh creatures like those. I think that being a Play-Doh master is every kid’s dream, deep down in side. A girl in my Drama class threw up today. It was pretty nasty. She said that she almost threw up in fourth period, but she swallowed it. Um, nasty! Then it all came back up in fifth period.
Bri, Erica and I partied hard last week. It was awesome. We also met all the little divas from MVMS who we’ll be bossing around for the next few months. Some of them seem nice, though. I must express my displeasure with the double-casting this one last time just to give her a hard time, lol. The lighting at their stage is pretty nice. With the exception of the lack of a lighting console, it’s probably one of the best stages that I’ve lit. It’s gonna be even better after we get Scarecrow’s 15 Deep Straw and Dorothy’s 322 Cherry Rose gels and stuff.
I’m hoping that February will bring something good. Life is kind of blah now.