Monthly Archives: March 2008

People That Bug Me, Volume 2

Andy Cohen.
Jesus Christ, he’s everywhere on Bravo these days! He’s like the Ryan Seacrest of the Bravo network. Not only is he in all of their commercials, but he hosts every freaking “Watch What Happens” online special and every reunion show for all of the good Bravo shows. And either he’s had [...]

My Idea For A Disney Channel Movie

High School Musical 3: Singing In The Slammer!
Starring: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Corbin Bleu
The film begins with all four stars sitting in a jail cell, looking dejected. They are covered in cuts and scrapes and looking haggard from jail life. The lighting in the jail is subpar, and Miley’s skin [...]

Kind of Freaky

Does anybody even like Nancy Grace? What is she still doing on CNN? I was watching her show a few minutes ago, and I was appalled by the disgusting attitude that she has towards her interviewees.
Right now, she’s talking about Charles Manson and the link between him and a corpse that was recently [...]

POTD: Definitely Not (Yet) Spring

Compare to this time last year (give or take a few days).
And while we’re on the subject, what the hell was Norm Lewis wearing on the news last night? A celebration of the equinox? Or something he pulled out of a dumpster?

Using Plastic To Buy Plastic

You know you’re a drama nerd when you spend more than $100 on clear, translucent pieces of colored plastic. But, if it’s any consolation, the expensive plastic is all part of a larger scheme to design some amazing, spectacular lighting for a show full of bratty little middle schoolers. I guess it all [...]