High School Musical 3: Singing In The Slammer!
Starring: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Corbin Bleu
The film begins with all four stars sitting in a jail cell, looking dejected. They are covered in cuts and scrapes and looking haggard from jail life. The lighting in the jail is subpar, and Miley’s skin looks like crap. She still sounds like a boy. Zac Efron is in a straight jacket. Vanessa Hudgens breaks into a cold sweat, a result of the cocaine withdrawal that she is experiencing. Suddenly, Corbin Bleu’s eyes light up and music begins to play. The stars break into an upbeat, pop version of Afroman’s Because I Got High, singing and dancing through the correctional facility.
Suddenly, in walks Billy Ray Cyrus with a shotgun. Killing all of the guards, he breaks the children out of the jail but is then shot by a dying guard. Now wanted fugitives, the four children are forced to live a life of crime. How many will these wanted vagabonds have to kill to escape the police? How many grams of cocaine will they steal from Hillary Duff? To find out the answers to these questions and more, tune into High School Musical 3: Singing in the Slammer!, airing this Friday on Disney Channel.