The end is near! Only three more weeks of school! Granted, these are always the longest three weeks of the year, but THREE WEEKS! Hallelujah!
I’m ready for no more ignorant chemistry teachers. Or psychopath drama teachers. Or report cards. Or tests. Or studying. I’m ready for the beach. And the weather (which began unexpectedly yesterday!). And the clothes. And the theater. And the vlogging. And Kathy Griffin. And a new iPhone.
I want to be done with the stressful chaos that is high school and to begin the slightly more relaxing and jovial midsummer madness that we all know and love.
I can’t collapse the Mini-Feed anymore? I’ve always thought that it was a poorly-designed waste of space…and now I have to look at it? What a travesty!
I am sick to death of Obama. Every time I see him (and really, were don’t you see him these days?), I want to vomit. He’s almost as overexposed as Jesus, and everybody seems like him just because he’s young and black. And since race is a factor, that automatically makes me a racist supremacist, right? Alright then, I guess I’m a racist because I support the more qualified, dignified, and established candidate.
But I must say that I am truly sick of hearing what a bad, uneducated person I am every time that I insult Precious…er, Barack. Obviously, I am a racist, rich, bible-thumping, condescending yuppy who refuses to support somebody just because they’re “hip” (although, apparently “hip” now refers to somebody who is annoying, overly-optimistic, and unqualified. I must have missed the memo.). Rather, I choose to support somebody with whom I share similar views and who I feel is a better candidate for president.
And while we’re talking about travesties of political justice, whose bright idea was it to completely ignore Michigan and Florida? Alright, they knowingly violated DNC rules and held early elections, but what is the big deal? The votes were going to get counted equally regardless of when the primaries were conducted- or so we thought. And now, the Obama-thumping DNC wants to disenfranchise millions of voters and claim that it wouldn’t be fair to count their votes because Precious wasn’t on the ticket (and he was removed of his own volition, if I remember correctly) and that it’s too late to have another election.
And I swear that if Precious gets the nomination this summer, I’m not supporting him. Even if Hillary is VP, I refuse to support Obama. Instead, I’m going green!
My phone is broken! My trusty RAZR is toast! I was walking around in the kitchen a second ago and I set it down on the counter, expecting a text message. I went to grab a drink, and when I came back I accidentally knocked it off the counter instead of picking it up and it fell and hit the kitchen floor! I’ve dropped my phone tons, and nothing has ever happened before so I wasn’t really worried.
I should have been.
I picked it up, and the screen was white (which is usually what happens when I drop it, and I usually just need to pull the battery out and do a hard-reset). I pulled out the battery and turned it back on and THE SCREEN WAS STILL WHITE (and the outside screen was blue). Not cool. I turned it on/off about a thousand times and it was still just blank white/blue screen. I was alarmed at first (the ‘blue screen of death’ on PC’s came to mind), but then I realized that the phone still worked! Although the screens had been compromised, I can still place/receive calls (although I can’t see who’s calling). It seems like everything is fine except for the screens; the keypad and speakers still work! (And for those of you who want to make judgments about AT&T and Motorola and lambaste me with your pro-Verizon/LG garbage, you can suck it! I’ve had this phone for about two years now and this is the first time it’s crapped out on me. So there.)
Although I am excited because this gives me even more reason to get an iPhone sooner, there is one itsy-bitsy problem. The new iPhone isn’t even out yet and probably won’t be for another month and that’s the one that I’m holding out for. So, I guess I’m gonna have to pick up one of those crappy $10 phones from Target in the meantime. iPhone, here I come!
P.S. – Don’t text me (email is preferable for the time being).
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Wowza! On-call room, now!
As of yesterday, I am officially eligible to receive my learner’s permit in the state of Maryland! :D I was taking the online practice test to study for the quick test that is required to get your permit, and one of the questions concerning recognizing drivers with road rage was accompanied by the following visual.
That just made my day.
I’ve been super lazy today. Seriously. I’ve done almost nothing productive. I woke up, saw my girlfriend Kathy Griffin on Bravo, ate some Spanish rice, and watched a telenovela on Telemundo.
I haven’t been this productive in a while. It’s already 2 PM and I’ve done absloutely nothing. I did, however, shower already. We’re getting ready to go vist some friends, but I’d rather sit at home and watch some more Alegrijes y Rubejos (Ay, Sofia! Que te paso?). You gotta love those telenovelas!
I really would like to blog right now, but I simply have nothing to say. Happy weekend.
(First time I’ve been on AIM in a while. Talking to Briana.)
(Picture of webcam feed. SPIFFY!)
(I think blogging in parenthesis is pretty trendy. It’s a big blog party.)
(I probably failed another Chemistry test today. I HATE THERMOCHEMISTRY!)
(Is it summer yet? 39 more days!)