My life has been super-crazy, so I’ve decided to create a fantasy life so that I can escape once in a while. Here is my fantasy family:
Grandmother - Lorraine Hansberry
Not only is she an amazing author, but everything that she says is super-deep. If I had her to give me advice, I could solve world hunger. Seriously.
Grandfather - Bill Clinton
Words cannot describe good ol’ Billy. And besides, if he’s my gradaddy, then that means that Hillary is my grandmother on the other side. HECK YES!
Father - Geoffrey the Giraffe
I met him this year at Homecoming at Toys-R-Us, and it was like being touched by an angel. My life will never be the same again.
Mother - Gail Simmons
I always knew that my girlfriend from Top Chef was secretly related to me. How else would we both be so incredibly amazing?
Adopted Sister/Secret Lover - Kathy Griffin
Mmmmm….delicious. Need I say more? (Please note: ADOPTED sister. This is not West Virginia!)
Celebrity Neighbor - Oprah Winfrey
If she randomly gives away cars on her show, I can only guess what she’ll bring to a block party.
In my next post about my celebrity family, I’ll describe our recent family vacation to Intercourse, Alabama and Virgin, Utah.
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The beginning of a multiple personality disorder for Danny? lol
Well said.