After nearly two years of sleeping on the floor, this prince has returned to his rightful sleeping conditions. Yes, I have a bed again!
My parents and I went to Ikea today to look for some furniture and we stumbled upon the bed that I had been sleeping on before “the incident” almost two years ago. So now, a brand new DALSELV bed from Ikea has been erected in my bedroom in my honor.
My tens of readers can now rest easy knowing that I have a bed again. [/bad pun]