Today, I got ejaculated on like a two-cent whore. By an egg.
You see, there was no food in my house this morning, so I decided to make muffins with a bag of muffin mix that I had found in the back of the pantry. Everything was going fine until I pulled the eggs out of the refridgerator. I pulled an egg out of the carton and hit it against the side of the mixing bowl and SPLASH! A big, ginormous stream of egg white came flying at me and landed on my shirt.
Now I understand why people wear aprons…they’re like the condoms of the baking world!