Last night, Briana and I saw Kathy Griffin in Washington, DC.
Oh my gosh. It was amazing.
We got to Constitution Hall in DC at 7:50 after using my iPhone GPS to find our way (and draining half my phone battery in the process). Bri and I thought we were gonna be late, but the show was delayed by about 20 minutes because of inclement weather. Once we realized that the show hadn’t started yet, we went out and bought some awesome new merch! I got a kgriff poster and a Team Griffin t-shirt.
Then, we returned to our seats. The theater was beautiful. Bri snapped this pic before the show started:
About five or ten minutes before the show started, Tom walked out to thunderous applause (that he ignored so that he could DO HIS JOB?!) and put Kathy’s water and iPhone on her stool. Then, five minutes later, the Kathy montage started, which was really cool.
And then, she came out. :) Here are some of the most memorable quotes from the show:
- “I don’t think Bill O’Rielly wants to rub a loofah on your [female parts], mother!”
- “I don’t need any goddamn Polack going through my underwear drawer!”
- “I’m very excited for Vice President Tina Fey/Britney Spears/JonBenet!”
- “MILEY CYRUS IS A WHORE!”
- “Who is this?”
- “Is Ryan Seacreast here?”
- “Yesterday, Clay Aiken made a stunning announcement that I cannot believe and must have been a publicity ploy…You mean he didn’t put his erect penis into her vagina? I don’t believe it!”
- “Fashion class!”
- “Then little Bristol went all Jamie Lynn on us…”
- “I thought she was watching porn! But it was just Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”
- “She has a box of wine survival kit!”
- “She was hiding a two-day old brownie in a paper towel in her mumu pocket and all she said was, ‘What if I get hungry? What if there’s an earthquake?”
- “Four baked Lays in a Ziploc bag.”
So basically, the show was amazing. I loved every minute of it and my face hurt so badly after laughing for two hours straight. Apparently, you were allowed to take pictures during the show (even though there were signs that said not to), so I pulled my phone out at the last minute and snapped this picture of Kathy and Tom walking offstage.
After the show, it started pouring while we were walking to the parking garage and we all were completely soaked!
On the way home, Briana and I had a slumber party. But it was kinda odd because we were cold and wet and itchy. And we would alternate between texting each other and dozing off. It was fun.
I’m going to remember last night forever. :)