You know that I love you but we’ve gotta talk.
I logged onto your site today to check out your New Arrivals section and was appalled to find a plethora of new offerings for spring. In Baltimore, it is currently 26 degrees with snow in the forecast for the next 36 hours (oh, and not to mention the three feet of snow that is already on the ground). Cargo shorts and bright colored polos? I think not!
I wish I was in spring with you guys, but I’m stuck in winter for the time being. Please stop teasing me!
Fondly,
Danny
I don’t think I know anybody else wears so much black/dark blue. I was doing laundry today and realized that the majority of my clothes are very dark. Oh, well…at least I can pull it off!
Five new pairs of flip flops for summer. Pretty awesome. I love Old Navy. :)
Not really sure why, but I looked in the window today and felt really tall. Like, taller than the six feet that I actually am. It was weird.
P.S. Those are my pajama bottoms, not real pants!
I must say I am very disappointed.
Why does it take you so long to ship my online orders? I love getting your amazing online-only coupons delivered straight to my inbox, but I am frustrated with your shipping process. Whenever I order stuff from sites like Amazon or Musician’s Friend, they always arrive on my doorstep within five business days. Musician’s Friend is particularly amazing because all of my orders are shipped within one business day.
But you? Not so much.
I used a 30% off coupon that you sent me on Sunday night. It is now Friday night. Have my clothes arrived yet? No. Was I expecting them to? Not really. But have they even shipped yet? No! They aren’t even en route, which means that I won’t be getting them until Thursday at the earliest. This is not pleasing!
Please work on this. It is making me very angry.
Regards,
Danny
Whoever said that blogging and tweeting has no positive impact on your life can suck it. Two weeks ago, I tweeted that I had an abundance of dirty laundry. I took this pic immediately after that tweet:
I felt so motivated and I was fearful of letting down my tens of blog readers/twitter subscribers. So, I did some laundry. My closet currently:
I am such a good person.
Upon the conclusion of every year, I find it integral to reflect upon the events that have transpired over the past 366 days (leap year!). I have chosen to remember 2008 based upon the cultural facets that it defined for itself. I announced the categories nominees for my 2008 in review awards yesterday, and today I am proud to present the winners.
The winner(s) from each category are boldfaced.
See the winners after the break. Continue reading ‘2008 In Review: The Winners’
Well folks, it’s that time of year again. I’m proud to present the nominees for my fifth annual (2007 2006 2005 [2004 is lost forever]) year-in-review post. This post is a retrospect of the aspects of pop culture that I feel most heavily defined 2008 and it covers everything from technology to entertainment.
See the nominees after the break. Continue reading ‘2008 In Review’
I’m rather upset with you, old friend. Your current collection has really let me down. Maybe it’s just because the men’s section of the Columbia store takes up like 1/8 of the store, but I felt that there was nothing good when I visited you today. There were tons of t-shirts (in December? really?) and plain boring hoodies. I want more vests and shirts and patterns and colors.
Express, on the other hand, really pleased me. If their shirts didn’t clost $60 then I would have bought, like, seven of them. You should aspire to be more like Express, minus the price.
I hope we can work through this.
Love,
Danny
