Last night, I had my first stage manager dream/nightmare about Music Man. It wasn’t that bad, but I want to chronicle it so that I can look back later and laugh.
First of all, every single set piece was made of cardboard. Including a staircase. No, I’m not taking about a reinforced wooden frame that was covered in cardboard. I’m talking about a bunch of boxes that were duct-taped together and called set pieces. Besides being a huge safety hazard, it was impossible to move them because they were so flimsy and they kept turning inside-out.
Second, the venue was FREAKY. It was the DLC theater inisde the Mount View cafeteria that was inside the Mayfield building (and my old band teacher was there). But to be honest I would prefer this because we actually had wingspace and a backstage and real lighting and monitor speakers and BLACK CURTAINS and a black stage floor and I didn’t have to drive across the county to go to rehearsal.
Third, the assistant director (tboll) went wackadoo. I had no idea what she was doing or saying.
Fourth, Briana was in the show and had to make out with the little middle school kid who is playing Harold.
Fifth, somebody decided to pull out the second act of The Music Man and replace it with the second act of The Wiz. It was an interesting interpolation…patriotic Winkies dancing around with new band instruments.
And sixth, I was dressed hideously. I was wearing an olive/green t-shirt under a bright pink vest. I think that was the worst part of the dream.