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R.I.P. Crappiest Mics Ever

Rest in peace at the bottom of the dumpster. Welcome home, Sennheiser and Shure microphones!

Lighting Designers Say The Darndest Things…

“Did you get my email?  What exactly am I supposed to do?”

“You are mentally retarded.”

“I know…can I just call/email on Monday when they’re open?  By the way, the sound board that I want is on sale for $404.99.  FREE SHIPPING!”

The Crap On My Bed Explained

I admit it, I should have cleared my bed off before I took that pic.  When I got home last night, I dumped my bag out all over my bed because I couldn’t find something.  So here’s what I keep in my bag on a daily basis:

  • FAKE HICKEYS They were going to be part of a cruel joke on behalf of Briana and myself, but it didn’t work out.
  • SCRIPTS All 15159798 papers that I need for this show.
  • BIG-ASS PENCIL A huge pencil that (actually!) writes.  Found at Five Below.
  • CRISTA THE PIG The mascot of light and sound designers everywhere…well, actually just me.
  • GUM x2 Top: Orbitz sweet mint.  Bottom: pina colada-flavored from somewhere.
  • PEN Used to write.
  • MORE PAPER Written on with said pen.
  • BLANK TAG LABEL THINGIES Used to tag and label thingies.
  • IDK? Your mother.
  • BAG OF PAPERCLIPS Paperclips and binder clips from the amazing Staples paperclip/binder clip/pushpin buffet.
  • GREEN SEQUIN CAMP CRAFT PROJECT I  “borrowed” some leftover fabric from our wonderful costume designer to make this wonderful erm…handbag?  I think that’s what it is.  I’m going to auction it off to raise money for myself charity.

POTD: Nice Dooce Shirt

Nice dooce shirt.

POTD: Briana Eating a Sandwich. Random.

It’s too early for this.